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PostSubject: Proposal for a new rankings system   Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:52 pm

This is just kindof a joke between me and Mace, based on a discussion we had:

These should be the new ranks of the Imperators, from highest to lowest:

-Mighty Emperor (Boru)
-Emperor (Romulus)
-Vice Emperor
-King
-Viceroy
-Commander in Chief
-Ron Paul
-Supreme Commander
-High General
-General
-Lesser General
-General's Staff
-Senator
-Congressman
-Congressman from Illinois
-Super Governor
-Governor
-Lieutenant Governor
-Mayor
-Mayor McCheese
-Mayor of Browntown
-High Commander
-Commander
-Lieutenant
-Corporal Sargeant
-Jackie Chan
-Super Soldier
-High Soldier
-"High" Soldier
-Soldier
-Footman
-Henchman
-Lackey
-Recruit
-Raw Recruit
-Noob
-Michael Cera

FOR ANYONE WHO IS NEITHER ROMULUS OR BORU:

Heres a quick way of figuring out your rank:
-If youve been an Imperator for 2 years, then youre a noob
-If youve been an Imperator for 5 years, then youre a Raw Recruit
-9 years, Recruit
-Continue in this fashion, remembering that after 2 years you get your first promotion, 3 more years, 2nd promotion, 4 more years, 3rd promotion, etc etc

This means that if you join the Imperators at age 14 and remain one your entire life, you could achieve the prestigous rank of Jackie Chan by the time youre 92 years old. Enjoy!

(PS: Pazu started off at the jackie chan rank....this naturally makes sense as being like jackie chan is the highest thing asian kids can aspire to Laughing )
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PostSubject: Re: Proposal for a new rankings system   Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:11 am

You can find my reaction in this goofy xfire convo:

}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: tsh.
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: T
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: SH
Imperator_Macedonian: Missing an "I" somewhere? lol.
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: you Imperators think youre all so hot
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: well guess what?
Imperator_Macedonian: HAHA!
Imperator_Macedonian: You're in our clan what the brown?!
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: You Imperators have NOTHING on us }|{Imperators}|{
Imperator_Macedonian: Oh COME ON haha.
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: lol
Imperator_Macedonian: My account was around before we had the }|{ thing.
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: lol Razz
Imperator_Macedonian: Let
Imperator_Macedonian: Let's put it that way.
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: ok lol
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: but see having }|{ automatically raises your rank in the clan
Imperator_Macedonian: LMAO SINCE WHEN?!
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: SINCE ME
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: lol
Imperator_Macedonian: *High Five*
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: heres the rankings of the Imperators:
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: from lowest to highest
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: Noob
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: Raw Recruit
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: Recruit
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: Lackey
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: Henchman
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: Footman
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: Soldier
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: High Soldier
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: Super Soldier
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: Sergeant
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: Corporal Sergeant
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: Liuetenant
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: Commander
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: High Commander
Imperator_Macedonian: Lol corporal sergeant?
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: Brown Town Mayor
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: Mayor
Imperator_Macedonian: This is not the list -- HAHA
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: Governor
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: Super Governor
Imperator_Macedonian: What rank is Boru then?
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: Hes Mighty Emperor
Imperator_Macedonian: Actually... what rank is ANYONE with this list?!?!
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: which is one above Emperor
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: which is one above Vice Emperor
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: hold on
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: im not done
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: above Super Governor theres Congressman from Illinois
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: then Congressman
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: then Senator
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: then Generals Staff
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: then Lesser General
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: General
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: High General
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: Super Commander
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: Ron Paul
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: Vice Emperor
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: Emperor
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: and finally mighty Emperor
Imperator_Macedonian: RON PAUL?!?! I'll take it.
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: right now you are a Raw Recruit
Imperator_Macedonian: Haha seriously?
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: 3 more years and ull be a Recruit Very Happy
Imperator_Macedonian: You haven't even been in the clan for three years!
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: lol
Imperator_Macedonian: Haha
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: well see theres loopholes
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: i happen to be good at using these loopholes
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: right now i am a Sergeant
Imperator_Macedonian: So you're good at tieing things?
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: no
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: see dont tell other people but
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: paying for Romulus's strip club fees is a sure fire way to boost your rank
Imperator_Macedonian: LOL!
Imperator_Macedonian: No wonder he's not on!
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: lol
Imperator_Macedonian: And Boru's gym membership in that case right?
Imperator_Macedonian: All of a sudden your counting costs?
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: what?
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: no
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: Boru can pay for his own gym memberships lol
Imperator_Macedonian: Haha alright.
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: so apparently now jackie chan can speak on behalf of all asian people
Imperator_Macedonian: Well he is asian after all - better than someone from another race, I suppose.
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: ....
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: lol
Imperator_Macedonian: Hey, I'm just sayin' lol.
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: i just find it funny that to some people all asian guys look like jackie chan O.o
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: do u think i look like jackie chan?
Imperator_Macedonian: Haha I don't even know what you look like Pazu. I assume you don't look like him, because all asians don't look the same.
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: well
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: i have a video to show u one sec
Imperator_Macedonian: Mkay.
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4_Qzx-E2LQ&ob=av3e
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: ok so the video is weird i know
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: see the guy in the shirt that says 'Cool'?
Imperator_Macedonian: Sure, I'll take a look, hold on.
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: i saw this video and im like 'wtf that guy looks like a slightly older version of me'
Imperator_Macedonian: LOL, they are all wearing a shirt with "COOL".
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: nope
Imperator_Macedonian: Oh, nevermind.
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: one says Tool
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: one says Fool
Imperator_Macedonian: It looked like it.
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: try 1:04
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: even better - 2:04
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: erm 2:03
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: when i saw that im like 'dude....' lol
Imperator_Macedonian: You have crazy spikey hair?
Imperator_Macedonian: Or you just look like him?
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: nooooo
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: the face dude
Imperator_Macedonian: Okay, gotcha.
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: the face is similar
Imperator_Macedonian: Yep.
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: i found out that that band member is actually half chinese - which might explain something
Imperator_Macedonian: Oh.
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: laterz dude Smile
Imperator_Macedonian: Okay, see ya Pazu!


}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: who the brown is General Disarray?












Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: HEY AH HOO AH
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: SLOT MACHINES
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: VIDEO POKER
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: HAO
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: I am the Chief and Elder of the Gumbachumba Tribe
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: Give me your money
Imperator_Macedonian: Haha nice name there Pazu.
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: thx
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: took me a while to come up with it
Imperator_Macedonian: You should at least call yourself Imperator_Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: i was originally gonna name myself Chief Anal Repulsive
Imperator_Macedonian: LMAO
Imperator_Macedonian: That is some legit brown right there XD.
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: oh nvm
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: Anal expulsive
Imperator_Macedonian: Wow lol.
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: Chief Anal Expulsive
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_expulsive
Imperator_Macedonian: Nope, not clicking on that Razz
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: lol
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: nothing wrong with it
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: its psychology
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: its one of freuds stages of development
Imperator_Macedonian: I don't care what stage of anything it is... it's called freaking Anal Expulsive haha.
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: havent u eve taken psychology?
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: *ever
Imperator_Macedonian: Yeah, in high school.
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: lol
Imperator_Macedonian: Nothing super in-depth or anything though.
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: oh ok
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: u learned about sigmund freud?
Imperator_Macedonian: Yeah, he's a famous psychologist... that really all I bothered to learn about him Razz
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: lol
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: in my high school we had 'Christian Psychology' class
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: that was our psychology class
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: We learned that all psychological issues result from a detachment from God
Imperator_Macedonian: Haha! I find that hard to believe
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: and that if we all accept Jesus into our lives there will be no more psychological issues
Imperator_Macedonian: LOL OKAY.
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: We spent the first 2 weeks learning that
Imperator_Macedonian: Yeah, so some crazy skitzy-poo finds God and he's okay? NOPE.
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: the rest of the semester was spent writing poems and songs about why we love Jesus
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: I went to a catholic high school
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: what did u expect o.o
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: at my current college i took a real psychology course though
Imperator_Macedonian: Not too many asians that I've seen in a catholic high school to be totally honest.
Imperator_Macedonian: Oh good!
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: Intro to Psych with Dr Laurie Benda
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: well
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: alot of asian parents want their kids to do well
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: so they send them to the best school they can afford
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: that usually means private high schools
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: in my case a private catholic high school
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: plus were catholic
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: as a family
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: what are you some kindof Jesus-hating jewish guy?
Imperator_Macedonian: Nope, I'm a Roman Catholic.
Imperator_Macedonian: I just found it to be unusual that's all.
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: ah ok
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: well im also buddhist o.o
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: so is my dad
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: we are both 'Christo-Buddhists'
Imperator_Macedonian: O_o alright.
Imperator_Macedonian: To be honest, I've never heard of a cross-over like that.
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: its hard for white people to understand - asians tend to have a different view of religion
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: like in America
Imperator_Macedonian: Haha, and what would that be?
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: you are either Christian, Jewish or Islam
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: well
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: not only
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: but the idea of all those 3 religions is that you can ONLY be catholic
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: ONLY be islamic
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: ONLY be jewish etc etc
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: they dont realize that theres 2 aspects to religion: Beliefs and Practices
Imperator_Macedonian: Well, I know about sects of all of those religions.
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: most people in Vietnam have 2 religions: Buddhism is practiced
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: and traditional Cai Dao ism is the belief system
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: Cai Dao ism has a set of gods and spirits that are worshipped in various ways
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: as well as the ancestors and natural elements
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: but see Buddhism moreso than anything is a practiced religion
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: its a set of guide lines as to how to live your life
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: my beliefs are Catholic
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: i believe in God and i believe that Jesus was the Son of God
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: but God IS Nirvana
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: u know
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: God is the force that created and governs the universe
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: and 'enlightenment' implies literally becomming on with God
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: *one
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: i have always believed that individuality is something that must eventually be sacrificed if we are to ascend to become greater than we are now
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: it happens in small ways here on earth
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: you here terms like 'Napoleonic'
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: *hear
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: the Napoleonic era
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: the greatest men in history have things like that
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: Napoleon is no longer a man, and individual
Imperator_Macedonian: Okay...
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: he is a symbol for an era
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: i think the greatest men in history become symbols
Imperator_Macedonian: Yeah, that makes sense.
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: Steve Jobs was a symbol of a 21st century entrepenurial genius
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: Einstein, there we go
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: a symbol of incredible intellect
Imperator_Macedonian: Yeah, he's awfully smart.
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: a bit random and off topic here - in Bleach for a short time Ichigo Kurosaki became one with the element of darkness, but he was able to prevent himself from becomming fully an element in order to destroy Aizen before he destroyed the known world
Imperator_Macedonian: Well, good for him I guess ^^.
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: lol
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: Aizen made the mistake of leaving earth and going into space so he could watch the world burn
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: but in space darkness is absolute
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: ichigo literally opened up a small black hole and sucked him in
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: and last i heard hes in some kindof in-between-universes zone where time goes 100 times slowe4r
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: *slower
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: i g2g
Chief SlantyEyed ShortGuy: cya man Smile








}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: hey









}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: i hate fudge and i hate the people who make it
Imperator_Macedonian: Not right now Pazu I'm in the middle of something.
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: k
Imperator_Macedonian: Thanks.




}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: http://www.borowitzreport.com/2011/10/19/pat-robertson-god-let-zoo-animals-escape-to-bite-gay-people/
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: what the brown?
Imperator_Macedonian: What are you saying "what the brown" about?


Imperator_Macedonian: What's brown?
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: lol
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVENWl8uBeg
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: that
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: thats brown
Imperator_Macedonian: Oh?
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: lol
Imperator_Macedonian: This is pretty brown, but not the bad kind, the funny kind haha.
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: lol
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: its just such a terrible commercial
Imperator_Macedonian: Hence funny haha.
Imperator_Macedonian: They really like to use the same effects over and over.
}|{Imperator_Pazu}|{: lol






YEAH... XD.

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PostSubject: Re: Proposal for a new rankings system   Sun Oct 30, 2011 10:26 pm

Yep, that about sums it up. Razz

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